Letter to Ex-girlfriend

MatrixVipin · 06-21-2009, 05:13 AM

Dear Suzan:

I was watching one of those nature shows on PBS the other day, and they spent a whole half-hour talking about the habits of the Hyena. So, naturally, my thoughts turned to you. How are you doing? (I actually think about hitler more frequently than you, but I thought I'd ask just to be polite.) I happened to have a few minutes before flying to Paris, so I thought I'd drop you a note to say hello and ask you about how the results of your swine flu test came out.

I also wanted to clear up a few potential misconceptions. Remember the 15 or 20 times when you asked if I thought you were fat? Remember how, each time, I swiftly deflected that question with tact and grace. (Those two words may be new to you; check the dictionary.) I never gave you an honest answer, for which I now apologize. So, let me answer that question for you right now. You are, unequivocally, stupendously huge, but not all over... it's mostly in your butt. I mean, it's a wonder that snail don't get sucked into your gravity and burn up every time they get within 5000 feet of your personal atmosphere.

I also wanted to take this opportunity to thank you for so thoroughly destroying or losing everything I ever cherished -- like my pens, wrist watch, money. How is it that everything you touch, you destroy? What's up with that? You're like Midas in reverse, only with big boobs and much hairier legs.

My real reason for writing, Suzan, is that I have some important news I wanted to let you know about. Suzan, I have a new, significant other. In fact, you know her. No, it's not Monica. Well, I shouldn't really say you know her, per se. But you might have seen her during her guest appearance on Baywatch, or perhaps her Cosmopolitan cover. She's -- how do I say this? She's hard to miss.

It's true -- I'm dating Smriti Irani. We met when she was on a photo shoot in Zimbabwe where I had gone to clear my head after our break-up. One Porto wine led to another, and.... well, the next thing I knew Smriti was showing me her yoga moves. How does she do that?

Anyway, I wanted to make sure you were the first to know. I know how nasty the rumor mill can be! Oops -- I have to run Smriti says the hot tub is almost up to temperature.

Hoping you have a great Nagpanchami.

Sincerely,
Vipin

P.S. You still owe me $ 5000. Please wire it to me, care of Smriti Irani, before I have to call Smriti's attorneys. Ciao.

MatrixVipin · 06-21-2009, 05:14 AM

You can try it yours over here Letter to an Ex-girlfriend

Invincible · 06-21-2009, 05:24 AM

hmmm so this is your secret to get rid of unwanted girls

cowboy · 06-21-2009, 09:46 AM

vipin you are brutal, dude

Invincible · 06-21-2009, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by cowboy

vipin you are brutal, dude

damn, and you konw who his new gf smriti irani is ?

this fat lady ...

freshwayz · 06-21-2009, 03:10 PM

This was posted a few days ago on bwt as well..

Someone changed the words around, and ended up with a nice love letter..

cowboy · 06-21-2009, 04:06 PM

hey vippin!! all you gotta do is make her loose some weight

Invincible · 06-21-2009, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cowboy

hey vippin!! all you gotta do is make her loose some weight

You probably still have no idea, how saree can work wonders for ladies. No matter how big you've got your boobs, saree will just make it unnoticeable. And believe me there is some serious size beneath the saree.

I had the better picture of her, but cant find it.

cowboy · 06-21-2009, 09:42 PM

you ain't kidding.vippin should be in heaven with those knockers

MatrixVipin · 06-24-2009, 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freshwayz

This was posted a few days ago on bwt as well..

Someone changed the words around, and ended up with a nice love letter..

Yup I got this link Letter to an Ex-girlfriend from BWT only.

BTW she has became fat now after marriage but before she best bahu in serials. Hmm aren't those melons lovely.

06-21-2009, 05:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
MatrixVipin Status: Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Age: 27 Posts: 4,084 Thanks: 16 Thanked 14 Times in 14 Posts	Letter to Ex-girlfriend Dear Suzan: I was watching one of those nature shows on PBS the other day, and they spent a whole half-hour talking about the habits of the Hyena. So, naturally, my thoughts turned to you. How are you doing? (I actually think about hitler more frequently than you, but I thought I'd ask just to be polite.) I happened to have a few minutes before flying to Paris, so I thought I'd drop you a note to say hello and ask you about how the results of your swine flu test came out. I also wanted to clear up a few potential misconceptions. Remember the 15 or 20 times when you asked if I thought you were fat? Remember how, each time, I swiftly deflected that question with tact and grace. (Those two words may be new to you; check the dictionary.) I never gave you an honest answer, for which I now apologize. So, let me answer that question for you right now. You are, unequivocally, stupendously huge, but not all over... it's mostly in your butt. I mean, it's a wonder that snail don't get sucked into your gravity and burn up every time they get within 5000 feet of your personal atmosphere. I also wanted to take this opportunity to thank you for so thoroughly destroying or losing everything I ever cherished -- like my pens, wrist watch, money. How is it that everything you touch, you destroy? What's up with that? You're like Midas in reverse, only with big boobs and much hairier legs. My real reason for writing, Suzan, is that I have some important news I wanted to let you know about. Suzan, I have a new, significant other. In fact, you know her. No, it's not Monica. Well, I shouldn't really say you know her, per se. But you might have seen her during her guest appearance on Baywatch, or perhaps her Cosmopolitan cover. She's -- how do I say this? She's hard to miss. It's true -- I'm dating Smriti Irani. We met when she was on a photo shoot in Zimbabwe where I had gone to clear my head after our break-up. One Porto wine led to another, and.... well, the next thing I knew Smriti was showing me her yoga moves. How does she do that? Anyway, I wanted to make sure you were the first to know. I know how nasty the rumor mill can be! Oops -- I have to run Smriti says the hot tub is almost up to temperature. Hoping you have a great Nagpanchami. Sincerely, Vipin P.S. You still owe me $ 5000. Please wire it to me, care of Smriti Irani, before I have to call Smriti's attorneys. Ciao. __________________ Do not lower your goals to the level of your abilities. Instead, raise your abilities to the height of your goals.

06-21-2009, 05:14 AM	#2 (permalink)
MatrixVipin Status: Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Age: 27 Posts: 4,084 Thanks: 16 Thanked 14 Times in 14 Posts	Re: Letter to Ex-girlfriend You can try it yours over here Letter to an Ex-girlfriend __________________ Do not lower your goals to the level of your abilities. Instead, raise your abilities to the height of your goals.

06-21-2009, 05:24 AM	#3 (permalink)
Invincible Status: Administrator Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Pune, Incredible India Age: 25 Posts: 4,844 Thanks: 137 Thanked 41 Times in 37 Posts	Re: Letter to Ex-girlfriend hmmm so this is your secret to get rid of unwanted girls

06-21-2009, 09:46 AM	#4 (permalink)
cowboy Status: Super Moderator Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Vancouver, Can Age: 32 Posts: 4,819 Thanks: 21 Thanked 71 Times in 67 Posts	Re: Letter to Ex-girlfriend vipin you are brutal, dude

06-21-2009, 03:10 PM	#6 (permalink)
freshwayz Status: King Bee Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a Bee Hive.. Age: 52 Posts: 223 Thanks: 5 Thanked 10 Times in 9 Posts	Re: Letter to Ex-girlfriend This was posted a few days ago on bwt as well.. Someone changed the words around, and ended up with a nice love letter.. __________________ Here's a famous quote: "A bee can provide you with a most sweet honey, the same bee will then buzz around you" ~ freshwayz [Dr. Faraz Owais] ~

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cowboy Status: Super Moderator Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Vancouver, Can Age: 32 Posts: 4,819 Thanks: 21 Thanked 71 Times in 67 Posts	Re: Letter to Ex-girlfriend hey vippin!! all you gotta do is make her loose some weight

06-21-2009, 09:42 PM	#9 (permalink)
cowboy Status: Super Moderator Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Vancouver, Can Age: 32 Posts: 4,819 Thanks: 21 Thanked 71 Times in 67 Posts	Re: Letter to Ex-girlfriend you ain't kidding.vippin should be in heaven with those knockers

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